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Ta-Ta Towels

The General

$19.99

The General is a man that commands attention. That becomes you when you sport this sturdy, yet oddly comforting top-ranking Testie Towel. Nobody will be getting out of line once they see the man you are while you're rocking this Testie Towel in the fortress you call home! The General is a camouflage print on one side with terrycloth on the reverse side. All Testie Towels are reversible. 

The fabric is made from the highest quality cotton blends we can get our hands on. We search high and low for the softest fabrics we can find - because your "boys" deserve the best!

Fiber Content

Liner: 96% Rayon 4% Spandex

Terrycloth: 80% Cotton 20% Polyester

**** DUE TO SANITARY REASONS ALL TESTIE TOWEL SALES ARE FINAL NO RETURNS *******

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The General

The General

$19.99